you guys were way drunker than both of me
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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