that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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