It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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