I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm really into asian looking animals
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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