i just google imaged poop.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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