I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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