I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize