We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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