New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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