I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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