I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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