ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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