I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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