question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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