you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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