We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She bit a glass in half.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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