only if we run a train.
done.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I am one with the molecules
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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