YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
