obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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