I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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