You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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