if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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