Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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