At least make sure they are 18
Why
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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