what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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