Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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