talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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