Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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