Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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