Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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