what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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