I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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