I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize