Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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