Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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