I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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