Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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