he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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