Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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