Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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