i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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