We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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