Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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