That's intense
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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