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I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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