I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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