On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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