he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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