is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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