How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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