Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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