Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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