Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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