Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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