Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I'm at about main and main street
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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