you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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