It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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