since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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