I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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